Warp and Woof

Noun. The underlying structure on which something is built; a base or foundation. This expression, used figuratively since the second half of the 1500s, alludes to the threads that run lengthwise (warp) and crosswise (woof) in a woven fabric.

"profound dislocations throughout the entire warp and woof of the American economy" (David A. Stockman).

by IAMDAOZ November 7, 2008

woofle

An affectionate term for dogs. An alternative to “doggo”

The silly woofle ran after the tennis ball with his ears flying back and his goofy tongue hanging out of his mouth.

by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofless

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.

That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!

by That guy. Just That Guy June 21, 2016

Woofadiddle

The process of eating the fart bubble that comes to the surface of your bath water.

I was in the bath last night and felt the urge to woofadiddle after the pot of chili I made.

by Jungle-Recon September 2, 2020

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022

willy woofter

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.

Harvey power is a willy woofter

by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017

Woofmeister

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"

Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."

by Freebase90 April 27, 2009