Wenatchee Football

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley

“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019

Wenchitis

A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.

Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*

by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016

QEST WENA

a respectful way of telling someone to shut the fuck up

Josh: your mom is dumb
Njabulo: Qest wena

by Lilbigmac October 12, 2021

Webcam Wifey

A girlfriend who you ONLY interact with online and is typically from another country like Columbia or Russia. They will require you to sign up to date them and will request you send them money from time to time. You can get your very own at websites like columbiancupid.com

Aaron ordered up a girl at columbiacupid.com and now she is his webcam wifey who he plans on marrying should he be able to get her imported into the USA.

by Chuckdeeeeeeezy June 8, 2010

David Wenham

Sexy man from down under, with his red hair and accent its enough to make any girl go to mush just looking at him...

I just saw David Wenham's new movie and I almost fainted when he came on the screen!

by KM November 30, 2004

brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

by Koban December 11, 2009

East Wenatchee

Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.

East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.

The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.

East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.

Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.

John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"

Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."

John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"

Zack: "*"

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010