Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans
Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?
Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...
Susan- a pipe welder? But why?
Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.
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Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...
Susan- a pipe welder? But why?
Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.
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by Bad mf November 7, 2013
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by joelh January 12, 2008
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by TeamBPR July 13, 2009
Get the Face like a welder's workbench mug.The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.
by FurGOD December 2, 2019
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When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.
"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"
by V-diddy August 11, 2016
Get the Swedish Welder mug.The welders that make all the money (typically between 200k-500k/year), do all the cocaine, fuck all the strippers and still show up at 6AM every day for work. If you drive a car, use a cell phone, stay warm at night in winter or eat fresh produce...it's because of a rig welder. So you should find one and have sex with him for everything they do that you don't even realize.
Oh my god, Jill! Did you see those two rig welders sitting at the bar? There is nothing sexier than a hard working welder with starched FR's.
by RIG_WELDER_ June 10, 2017
Get the Rig Welder mug.A car guy that wishes he was talented enough to be a welder so he tells his friends and family that he can weld. Most of the time they don’t own a welding hood so they just close their eyes and squirt some metal and hope that it holds for a few weeks before they have to repair it again.
Steve: I’m taking my Mazda 3 to Cameron’s shop to get welded.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.
by Jethro123 May 18, 2018
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