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Dead Weighters

Gym members, often men (and in rare occasions women), who roam in packs and have loud conversations (on subjects ranging from women to beer to women). Often dead weighters will hold court near the section of the gym where the free weights can be found. They are often in good physical shape despite the average age of a dead weightier being 38. They are considered loud and annoying and intimidating to anyone outside of their peer group. More often than not, dead weighters will have an unexplainable close relationship with a aerobics instructor at said gym, with whom they flirt with shamelessly (despite that the dead weighter is often old enough to be her father.)
"Did you get to the Y today"?

"Yeah, but I didn't get to work on my hamstring because a bunch of dead weighters were hanging out on the Nautilist talking about car engines."
by JeremyJB July 3, 2008
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Eighteen year bet

When a group of males invite a group of females to a pool party and ejaculate into the pool. The guy who doesn't get a single girl pregnant is declared the winner.
Jeff: jimmy is down with the guys playing eighteen year bet.
Bob: quite the risk taker he is
by Beekmaster21 November 23, 2017
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Eighteen Visions

Amazing Metalcore/Hardcore band from the Orange County in America. They are NOT Metrosexual, if you want metrosexual look at Jockboy Beckham.

Vocals - James Hart
Lead Guitar - Keith
Guitar - Ken
Bass - Mick
Drums - Trevor

Amazing songs to check out:
Waiting For The Heavens
Vanity
Lost In A Dream
A Short Walk Down A Long Hallway
Gorgeous
OMG I've seen them twice in concert and nothing beats them!!!!!!
by stu May 2, 2005
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weighment

Similar to a payment, but with the use of the weight of an object.

Often used in restaurant kitchens, or drug dealers.
" James do you have those fries for me?" - Will
" whats the weighment on those?" - James
" 8 oz " - Will
by James Baglole July 24, 2007
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Eighteen Visions

One of my personal favorite bands. Started out as a metalcore group but abandoned their old sound on their last two albums. Unfortunately, they're broken up.
Why oh why did they have to break up? Please get back together Eighteen Visions!
by Black_Spade August 11, 2008
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shake-weighting

the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.
She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.
by twink87 March 17, 2011
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Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it
Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
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