Weeding 

is the process of being caught extracting unwanted plants from your green house where marijuana is grown, while smoking weed at the same time.

Dude 1: And then I went around the house and found Brian "weeding" in his greenhouse bro

Weeding by 33beegees May 8, 2013

Sham-Weeding

Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.

In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"

"Are You High Man?"

"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"

"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"

Sham-Weeding by Sparkyyy2009 August 4, 2009

de-weeding 

The taking of ones ass virginity.

Derived from the term ( deflowering )

Louis: "Hey dude, did you get Stacy's beak last weekend?"

Stephen:"No dude....but i did talk her into a nice De-weeding"

Louis: " Well what's that?"

Stephen: "I took her buttginity"

Louis: " Oh,.....Tru"

de-weeding by Cap'n Huuq July 28, 2010

weeding 

the act of smoking pot/weed/reefer/ganja/mary jane/marijuana/buddha etc.

"Oh, last night me and Fed were weeding. Dude, we got soo smacked!!!"

weeding by Mina Lee May 2, 2005

Guerrilla Weeding 

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.

Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.

Guerrilla Weeding by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

creep weeding by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

west weeding

The act of smacking a girl/guys butt in public

"mike was west weeding the girls in the party again"

west weeding by PinkPonyPower1 September 26, 2017