weedate

A social engagement or date where two people come together to enjoy nature's benefit of marijuana. Food that is infused, blunts/joints, & oil. Both parties remain higher than a kite while entertaining the other.
Warning: will cause munchies, excessive laughter, and put yo ass to bed.

He wouldnt invite me out dancing, but he agreed to a weedate. Even better! ;)

by Crzypotlady February 27, 2018

weedhita

A fajita with marijuana in it.

Hold on there Steve French and we'll have some weedhitas for ya.

by Bubbles June 4, 2004

weedtire

To take a break from the rigors and stress of life while enjoying the healing and rejuvenating properties of special medicinal herbs.

I'm so stressed my teeth are going to shatter. Time to weedtire for the day and chill out.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

weedternity

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

weedioactive decay

When a girl that is a solid 8 slowly becomes less attractive due to an excessive use of drugs. This process usually begins in middle school and starts with weed as the girl ages she becomes more open to harder drugs. Eventually after year of abuses many girls will begin: to have excessive tattoos, and piercings, acquire a bad taste for music and cloths, dye their hair unusual colors, develop unusual facial features, and become extremely skinny. The process of weedioactive decay is complete in 3 ways 1 your younger sister become hotter than you, 2 you resemble a crack addict 3, you resemble a vampire

Joe : Did you see that picture of Shelby on Facebook?

Phil : You mean the one where she has green hair and is wearing a shirt that resembles a bumble bee. #weedioactive decay

Joe : yea that one...

by lokatzcharlie June 13, 2012

Weedie

A person or thing that smokes weed

"Yo is your friend over there a weedie?"
"Yeah man, he smokes all day eryday"

by bishfish42 August 5, 2017

Weedin & seedin

When you get high, masturbate and orgasm.

Caught my boyfriend weedin & seedin this weekend. At least he used a sock.

by Wendizzle May 19, 2021