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tug and a weep

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
by goatlickerman June 12, 2009
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you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better
Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"
by woror October 3, 2017
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"I slayed your mom's "werepussy" last night
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Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.
Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.
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Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.
"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"
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Weeping Suckle

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow
Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.
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The Weeping Mannequin

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The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*
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