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Tim: wuz good Carrie

Carrie: PATRICIA SNATCHED MAH WEAVE
Tim: o dang
Weave by The Spastic Alto July 4, 2018
Fake herr hair mostly worn by African American females.
"Is that a new weave up on your head Tamika?"
"Ya, it only cost 99 cent too."
weave by K Slice November 21, 2004
a:A type of head-dress worn by women who prefer to have (or have no) hair.

b:Kind of like a body kit for the car, cept it's a kit for your head.

c:Hair that was stripped of a Horse, only to be worn by some biatch with some long ass nails, and usually they have a big ass and some tig ol bitties

d: something that is fun to snatch off another woman's head
check all that "weave" that biatch is wearing.
WEAVE by adrian November 27, 2003
wig, fake hair, horse hair usually used by women who are too lazy to style their own hair. Other times they are used by women with medical issues, and have legitimate concerns about their public appearance as they have no other choice.

For the women who don't have medical issues, they are usually the ones always complaining about guys being fake and misrepresenting themselves, but yet they have no problem sporting a wig acting like its their own hair. Men have a lot more respect for women that take care of and style their own hair whether it be long or short.

About 80% of the women who wear weaves are usually shallow, lazy, stuck up, gold diggers, and/or have serious self confidence issues. Best to avoid this type unless you just want a one night stand. If they are too lazy to take care of their own appearance, chances are they are also too lazy to get a job, pay bills, or clean around the house.
Harry: "I saw Keisha yesterday and she had 15 inches of hair, I didn't realize her hair was that long, because she usually just wears an ugly shower cap all day"

Spencer: "You big dummy! that aint her real hair! She is too lazy to take care of her own hair, so she just buys weaves all the time"
Weave by NHRATS January 2, 2012
Long hair extensions for african american women. even tho chris nd jessy have them. But they dont count
holy crap! is that thing on ur head a squirrel? or perhaps a toupee? or maybe a mohawk...o..i see...its a weave
weave by Lafonda March 23, 2005
A type of hair style usually adorned by black women
weave by Brian November 23, 2002