horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

George Weasley

The fittest Weasley (except Ron and Bill) .

Them: Who’s George Weasley?

Me: The fittest Weasley!
Them: Your probably right.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Weasley Twins

Best characters in the whole Harry Potter series, aside from Luna Lovegood hands down.

The weasley twins can kick arse anyday!

by jacobblacksupporter June 25, 2008

van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.

Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.

by bcoops October 15, 2006

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010

Ron Weasley

Our King.

''and that's why Gryffindors all sing, Ron Weasley is our king.''

by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010