weaksauce

someone that lacks in any situation

I smashed him on the n64, hes weaksauce.

by tiendollaz May 16, 2007

Weaksauce

Completely and utterly irrelevant

Ximian should know when to STFU with his weak sauce bullshit

by Taint E. Taint August 7, 2003

Weaksauce

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

by Garret February 6, 2005

weaksauce

To use a computer glitch to score or win in a video sports game.

Originally, defined in Boulder CO circa 1994 while playing EA NHL '94.

If a player skated in front of the goal horizontally and shot, a glitch would cause the goally to "flop" and leave the goal area wide open. Pursposefully shooting, such a shot would be considered "weaksauce".

Sessa: "Yaazerman skates in front, shot, SCORE!!!"

ALL: "Whatever Sessa that was total WEAKSAUCE!!"

by Alexander Mogilny October 2, 2005

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004

weaksauce

a tasty sauce that is used at any time during the week...monday, wednesday, saturday, etc.

since today is monday, i think i will have some weaksauce.

by tom muller June 10, 2007

weaksauce

1. anything that you decide is weaker than you. 2. Kalia Lor.

John: Man that was some weaksauce stuff.

Joe: Who Kalia Lor?

John: Definitely.

by california001 January 2, 2011