pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself

I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.

by Red D January 11, 2009

Albert Wesker

The muthafucka that is hard as hell to kill on Resident Evil 5.

"Ive been playing this level all fucking day and I still can beat Albert Wesker!!"

by DezzT February 25, 2010

Nut Weakening

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Albert Wesker

Badass villain from the Resident Evil series who wears sunglasses all the time and bitchslapped Claire Redfield. Wanted complete global saturation.

*Albert Wesker bitch slaps Claire Redfield* Ooh, Wesker knows how to treat the ladies!

by DAT-ASS January 17, 2013

Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

the weakerthans

the most outstanding bi-polar prarie rock youve never heard. canada rules.

"Have you heard of the Weakerthans?"
"The who?"
"Ah, shut the damn up."

by JKS July 5, 2004

Earl Weaver

Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda

Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"

Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."

-From the Manager's Corner, 1982

by Your Testicles November 7, 2011