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Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.

Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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Waterlogging

When you urinate in a girls anus and continue to pound her in the anus as her body fills with your urine
I went waterlogging and it was wet and smelly
by jigabooface November 22, 2011
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Waternoggin

A person with an insatiable love for the water.
Susan’s pics are nothing but beaches, pools, and waterfalls......she’s such a waternoggin.
by Beachlyfe May 31, 2018
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Waternogging

I’m going to go waternogging. You know, like eggnog.
by AllHailKingDoge May 28, 2024
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Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.
After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.
by Metelme18 September 16, 2010
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waterlogged clarinet

When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals
Lydia took a mouthful of water and gave mike a waterlogged clarinet
by Destructaclese April 10, 2016
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waternigga

waterniggas is health movement originated from Reddit. Its members enjoy drinking only pure, fresh water and avoid any other drinks, soft or hard.

A waternigga (not to be confused with the racial slur, as members may be of any race or gender) can be recognised from their hydrated appearance and general attractivity, as water keeps them healthy and in a great shape. When you offer them a soda or coffee, they will politely refuse while enjoying a tasty sip of fresh, cold water from their stylish reusable bottle, then they will proceed with the quality and pleasant conversation you had been having.

A waternigga will never try to force their behaviour on you, as they are very tolerant and peaceful. However, after spending only a little time with them, you will start to feel a sudden urge to never taste a single sip of any other drink than crystal clear water until the rest of your life. He may invite you to have a glass with him, in that case it’s unlikely that you will resist.

The r/waterniggas subreddit has been the home of all waterniggas for a long time, however on April 19 2019, the subreddit was controversially quarantined by the Reddit mods, with the reason for such action described very vaguely. As of making this article, the subreddit is switched to "private" by the moderators to execute some internal changes and solve the situation.
A: "Hey did you know that C is a waternigga?"
B: "Damn, I knew it! He is SUCH a nice guy and looks really healthy"
C: "Hello, how are you gentlemen? May I invite you for a round or two of fresh tasty water in a bar nearby?"
A: "Hell yeah man!"
B: "I love water!"
by j1ggl April 20, 2019
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