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Waterloo

The act of standing while urinating between a persons legs while the said person is sitting on the lou while the other said person is urinating in the lou simultaneously.
Johnny and Sarah are waiting in line for the lou and they both decide to save time by using the restroom together. Sarah sits on the lou and proceeds to urinate while Johnny begins to urinate in between Sarah's legs. Ergo Johnny and Sarah save precious party time between pee breaks. Hence the term waterloo.
by A&W Root Beer February 23, 2011
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waterlopes

Used to measure boob size.
like half way between watermelon boobs and cantaloupe boobs.
person 1: Dude, look at that chic. she's hot
person 2 : I know! She has waterlopes!

person 1: Where did your friend get her waterlopes?
person 2: She grew them herself.
by Binky&Teeny July 11, 2010
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waterlooj

When a Jaiden is wet.
Jaiden: “I’m waterloojing”
by CuriousG. February 15, 2022
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waterpolo

1. "'a sport combining basketball, rugby, swimming and wrestling...with some of the BEST CONDITIONED athletes in the world.'"
2. an activity viewed upon by asian parents as an inappropriate sport for girls because of the muscle which forms due to vigorous activity(see SPORT)
daughter: hey mom! i made two goals today in waterpolo...but got punched in the eye and broke my pinky...I LOVE IT
asian mom: the "waterpolo" make you look like man. stop. you are disgrace. make family loose face(keeps talking and talking and talking and talking.......)
by hopelessly lost January 30, 2005
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poison the waterhole

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.
Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.
by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008
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university of waterloo

A self claimed prestigious university located in Ontario, Canada. Students graduated from UW could only become high school teachers, and they are taught the fact that they've attended the best university in North America. This is a viscious cycle because these high school teachers in turn brainwash teenagers for four years, and convice them to attend to UW, which is basically how the university stays in business. This method of attaining applications is a remarkable achievement, because UW has a history of merely 50 years and has already made itself the best university in Canada. Ironically, it achieved nothing academic.
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by UW sucks December 14, 2008
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University of Waterloo

A horribly overrated, poorly located, atrociously designed school. It's only strength lies in it's engineering prowess, specifically the fields of electrical and computer engineering. Any student who attends this university for any reason other than engineering is blind to the fact that they are utterly wasting their time and money.

Waterloo kids constantly remind anyone who will listen that the school enjoys a healthy relationship with microsoft as a "secret recruiting ground" because that ancient fact is essentially it's only claim to fame.

Students of the school also enjoy making reference to a horribly overdrawn exaggeration in that the school is "The MIT of the North", possibly because they are really stupid enough to believe so, or because they have been shut off from the outside world because of the school's horrendously unfavourable location.

In reality, among Canadian universities, the school sits comfortably in the middle of the pack.
friend 1: So, I'm going to U of T next year. What about you?

friend 2: I was accepted at Waterloo for math, so I'm definitely going there. It's a Canadian Ivy!

friend 1: Sometimes I can't believe we're even friends.
by Jason August 10, 2006
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