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Waterlol 

I laughed so hard i waterloled
Waterlol by ezekiel420 October 17, 2010

Waterholic

- An individual with a drinking problem with water.
- Someone who really enjoys drinking water.
- A person who is addicted to water.
Platium D : "Dude I have a drinking problem"
Barney the Dinosaur: "How? are you alcoholic?"
Platium D : "Naa man, I'm a waterholic!"
Barney the Dinosaur: "F*ck you man"
Waterholic by Thwar077 February 9, 2012

watercolored pony 

A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.
I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?

Watervolcano 

Refers to a person who expells liters of saliva with every spoken sentence, and in speaking, coats any surrounding people and/or objects in a film of saliva.
Jared Solloway spits on subject A. Subject A has spit on their face.
Subject A: "Jared you fucking watervolcano stop spitting on my face!"
Watervolcano by Bronanners August 28, 2010

waterloo turkey wing 

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.

University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.
"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)