ian watson

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.

Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.

by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010

fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'

Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!

by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017

Hannah Grace Wesson

Stupid bitch.

Hey have you seen that stupid bitch lately? She’s such a Hannah Grace Wesson.

by Milf42069 September 4, 2021

Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.

When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.

by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009

wassaname

like you forgot someone or some thing name

you and wassaname date?

by sariyah rose February 19, 2023

Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.

The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

by Amzngguy June 27, 2009

wassoy

A simple way of saying "hello, whats up?"

"Wassoy Monkey Man!"
"Not Much, wassoy with you?"
"Nothing"

by kneewarriors October 5, 2006