War crimes

War crimes are amazing I commit some every hour

hey nambia how much war crimes did you commit today

by LRLFDFKFMDBDVDBHD October 4, 2023

War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm

bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover

by md55.offical January 16, 2025

Culinary Warcrime

A meal, usually made by someone stoned out their gourd, that would have been better off having never been made, as the recipie is a horrid amalgamation of ingredients that combines into a terrible clusterfuck of a dish

Stoner A: Bruh, i made a burrito with deli sliced turkey, green beans, spicy cheetos, and so much cheese... bruh you shouldve tried it its so good
Stoner B: my good bitch thats a culinary warcrime

by faeonic August 30, 2022

Portable Warcrime

When yourself or someone near you farts, causing the entire room to be evacuated, and air fresheners are ineffective.

Everyone please leave the premises, as we have to defuse the 'portable warcrime' from this area.

by Litchk June 14, 2025

Department of War Crimes

The U.S. federal department led by Pete Hegshit which is responsible for intentionally violating the Geneva Convention by committing war crimes.

The policies of the Department of War Crimes to take no prisoners and give no quarter, are clear violations of the Geneva Convention and International Criminal Court.

by LaughingAloud April 6, 2026