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Shanky Wanky

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.
Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!
by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010
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Winsy

A term used to describe a short man (most often about white, teenage boys) , who is about 5'8" tall, with abnormally big arms. "Arms" includes both the bicep and the tricep, but the front shoulder muscle is excluded in this context. A "winsy" is also an ectomorph, so the fact that a "winsy" has big arms may astonish many people. Except from the arms, a "winsy" has no other abnormally big muscles, although he is very strong for his light weight. Fully clothed, he may seem like a scrawny spit-fuck, but underneath are some pretty vast arms.

How this term came to life, is unknown. A commonly shared theory is that the Scandinavian "celeb" Frank R. Winsi all of a sudden started going to the gym, in order to get big. The only problem was, as previously mentioned, that F. Winsi was an ectomorph. Hence, he only gained mass to his arms. They got big, vast, enormous, huge, compared to his body size and height. He started on cheep russian steroids, and as a result, his body stopped producing testosteron on its own. In Scandinavia, its illegal with testosterone supplements, and therefore, F. Winsi became a girl. He lost all of his mass (it "transformed" into fat"). Frank then committed suicide.

With that being said, its important to remember that the story about F. Winsi is a myth. Nothing more, nothing less. But, that does not make the term "Winsy" less "real".

Words that basically mean the same: "Manlet" (short man with oversized muscles, like Mark Wahlberg in "Pain and Gain")
*At the gym*
Guido nr. 1: "Hey, dude, look at that winsy"

Guido nr. 2: "Haha, so short, but huge arms though!
Guido nr. 1: "Yeah, but does he have any shoulder mass?"
Guido nr. 2: "Lol, no, he oughta do some more shoulder press instead of them curls!"
by GeneralExtraStrong May 7, 2013
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warsyyz

Warsyzz is also known as "butt typing." This occurs when someone leaves their iPhone in their pocket without the keypad locked and inadvertently sends a text message or Facebook update.
Actual Facebook entry: Ll cccccccccccccccc c. Cfxcc d Y Warsyyz
by Warsyyz June 21, 2010
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Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009
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waniya

Waniya means something very beautiful.It means gift of god waning god has made them like a gift from heaven
I could believe my eyes when I saw Waniya
by Name Creater November 17, 2019
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Wanky House

Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.
Oh look, Jack is listening to wanky house again...

This Dj is playing wanky house..
by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012
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wagsy

richard wagner

usually the name is given to someone who looks like him.
"oi wagsy come 'ere"
by grrlasa June 13, 2017
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