wanky

a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified
Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
by blahblahblah June 08, 2004
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the name given to my bottom and vagina as a young child... can be used to describe the presence of the ass, vagina, and penis...UNIVERSAL*adding doodler to the end gives more of a manly feel*
Oh cropshakes!he fucked me in the wankie!
Stick your wankie in my wankie!
Let's rub wankies!
by ashley2sexc July 05, 2005
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"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."
by digigoogi August 16, 2009
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adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.
Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."
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Completely absurd, crazy, ludicrous
by nglettire April 03, 2008
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A nickname given to Detroit’s own Joseph Billops formally known as Vernon Joseph Neville Billops
Deante: I then lost Wanky to the streets
Chris: Wankyyyyy
by Jnutty30 April 09, 2019
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The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone
Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray
by Zigmatic May 07, 2014
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