wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Flag

Get the wankless mug.

Wonkiness

Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario

Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud

by Archangelmbc December 18, 2016

Flag

Get the Wonkiness mug.

Related Words

Wankiness • wackiness.org • Wankaness • wankness • Wonkiness • wackness • Wakeness • jankiness • wainess • wangliness

the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico

" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"

by Bobman UK October 26, 2006

Flag