Wake Up Ball 

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

Wake Up Ball by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

walker scobell 

walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk

Oh you know the mini version of Ryan Reynolds

You mean walker scobell?
Yeah the really cute one ;)

walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

Paul Walker Shits by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

Air Wake 

A wake of air that is created when someone walks by in almost a run.

We all were sitting around taking when Lonnie walked by so fast he created an air wake.

Air Wake by Russell Pridgen January 8, 2008

dumpy wanker 

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

dumpy wanker by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

stench wake

The channel of foul smell that flows behind a person who, for whatever reason, smells really bad.

Trying to get to the locker room, I got stuck in a sweaty basketball player's stench wake. Ew!

stench wake by Anna LeStache March 21, 2010