wankplank

1. Offensive word for a completely stupid person.
2. An area used to wank upon. ie a porno mag.

Fuck off you complete wankplank and stop pissing in the drinking fountain. OR That would be james' wank plank, if he could get it up.

by Jack O'grady May 3, 2005

WankTank

Mike Brown

Mike's a WankTank

by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

wankadank

The penile shaft that resides in the pelivc region. Its uses could be for urination or ramming into female orifces. When contact via foriegn hands, mouths, or female orifices or when intense movements executed by yourself are permitted, the wankadank grows in size and becomes stiff. Eventually these practices will result in an orgasm and ejaculation of semen, which should be blown into female orifices or on their face.

My wankadank is so big. And I ram people with it.

by Sean Herzig July 29, 2008

Wonkatonk

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015

wonkatonk

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

Wanktankerous

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

by FogeyTron November 4, 2011