Wank

Something that is really bad.

Man, that game is wank!

by Jamie H October 28, 2004

Wank

since when was it pronounced wane-k anyway? it's a single-syllable word pronounced 'wank' just like it appears.

1. to masturbate
2. general derogatory term

1. he was wanking to the sound of music
2. be quiet, you stupid wank

by asdf May 9, 2003

Wank

Adjective for disappointing and underwhelming. A bad experience that falls short of expectations. Usually followed with a sense of yearning for something more.

In relation to a single "wank" as in "wanking off" or a hand job. A singular wank that leaves the subject with a sense of yearning for a full experience, but alas it was only a singular wank.

"Hey what did you think of that movie last night?"
"Fuck, man that shit was wank! Shoulda stayed home instead"

by Thanatos89 February 23, 2014

Wank

A word that means "bag that carrys other bags inside" in some australian aboriginal dialects

Put your kangaroo in your yellow bag, your emu in your blue bag and put both of them in your wank

by The Mc Doig December 15, 2010

Wank

"What Charmed(Male on Xerocreative.com)
does while thinking of JubJub(Male on Xerocreative.com)
Note: JubJub isn't gay but Charmed is!

OMFG KNOWBIE I GOT IT ALL OVER MY HAND!
MAN JUBJUB REALLY GOT TO ME THIS TIME!
MAN I HOPE jUBJUB WANKS WHILE THINKING OF ME!

by [GoD]Charmed also Charmed April 1, 2005

wank wank wank

An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent.

Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.

Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..."
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!"
Response: "Wank wank wank."

by wanker3 November 7, 2010

Wank Wank

The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy

Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there
Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*

by Broham June 3, 2018