wankey

The abbreviation for wankerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for dinkle sprinkle.

Have you a wankey old boy? I'm in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!

Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!

by ShereKhan August 31, 2006

Wangeyed

When one drinks so much they become drunk to the extent where they are unable to see/speak properly.

Man lets get wangeyed.

Ahh last night i was completly wangeyed.

by casssiee December 16, 2010

wangeye

A 'wangeye' is someone acting strangely. Possibly acting like someone with retardations.

"adhrgeiehdne" said Mike

"shut it you wangeye" Replyed George

by Joe Sturdy August 5, 2007

wanney

means fanny but used in an insulting way usually to people called danny

danny ''the wanney'' , ''your such a wanney'', ''stop being a wanney''

by sammy worm April 29, 2011

Wainey

A wainey is a person with glasses and a sorted guy

Bro your such a wainey

by Kbvij June 23, 2019

Wankey

Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.

Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.

by sharky05 September 9, 2019

Wankey

Something that is whack, weird, abnormal, bad, unusual.

that's wankey bro.

by thebuttdestroyer October 16, 2019