He is such a wankerfile
by Ur nans mum October 26, 2017
Get the wankerfile mug.A person who is convinced their way of eating provides their body with the best nutrients to keep them healthy. They can usually be found in health food stores bragging about their superfood quinoa, chia seed muffins that are sugar, dairy, wheat, soy and preservative free. You will need to give them a run down of every ingredient in everything you cook for them. They've done the Whole30 more then once, and dream about Rob Wolf & Kris Kresser. They are passionate about food and take it upon themselves to bore others with mini rants about how fat doesnt make them fat and the 'SAD Western Diet' is killing them.
Emily: Lets just order in some pizzas when Mel gets here
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.
Tilly: Nah we can't, Mels a food wanker, she wont eat it.
by MelV September 5, 2013
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Frank - "a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker"
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by Melissage February 1, 2013
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To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.
Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.
Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
Get the wanker's cramp mug.A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).
Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
by wanking December 13, 2016
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