Wallypalooza

When a girl is giving you the best head you've ever received and you just know she's going to not only let you come in your mouth but swallow the entire load while gazing lovingly/lustfully in your eyes but then she pulls you out and slaps you as hard as she can on your balls. You then start crying like a bitch and she posts it on Youtube. The name derives from some dude named Wally who didn't get head often but whenever he did this happenedd to him, coincidentally.

Damn I was just bust the biggest nut of my life when the hoe gave me a Wallypalooza!!!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

wasley

This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol

Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley

by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019

Wally World

another name for Wal~Mart

Kids, get in the car. We're going to Wally World! While we're there we will: get our tires rotated, change the oil in the van, get our eyes checked, get hair cuts, get our portraits taken, fill our prescriptions, renew our fishing license, get groceries, buy new bicycles, TV and blue ray, get party decorations, have lunch, go to the bank, apply for a job . . . .

by petermante September 12, 2011

Prison Wallet

Using the anus as a wallet in prison to sneak in assorted goods.

Hey man I snuck some coke in for us in my prison wallet.

by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013

White Walled

The act of bleaching your ass hole in preparation for weird butt stuff. Primarily done by porn stars and the wealthy elite.

"Nothing makes me feel more rich and white than white walling my ass hole." "I hope that bitch is white walled for the weird butt stuff."

by The Man The Myth March 15, 2015

walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

walletvoting

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.

There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018