wankstain

Something that occurs when one's siemen is left to swelter on the wall, forming into crust.

He janked on the wall, three days later there was a nasty white stain on the wall.

by Bisto 20!03 January 9, 2003

wankstain

a complete retard normally found wearing st mirren,celtic or 'c'coy colours

see at fuckin cunt sheeren greene she is a pure wankstain...............
i hate that wankstain gilligan

by Woody July 30, 2004

wankstain

Retail trainee, whom gets beaten up by his BIG HEFFA TANK Girlfriend, and is president of the "ELLENBROOK TRY HARD COMMODORE DRIVERS CLUB"

Gee Wizz, Adam is a complete fucking WANKSTAIN !!!

by PAUL KALITCH November 3, 2003

wankstainy

when something is so bad it has to be related to the stains of semen on your wang after a good hard session of anal buttsex between 2 or more men.

guy 1: man that shit was bad
guy 2: yeah, it sure was wankstainy. pun intended;)
guy 1: yeah, hows about we get back to having hardcore gay buttsex while i fuck that ass with a giant power pole.
guy 2: you know i want it baby, give to me hard. fuck.

by John Wankstainy August 8, 2012

Wankstain

A loser; a waster; a drifter. Someone whose contribution to society is non-existent.

Darren was a total wankstain on the mattress of society; he had no destination, no ambition and zero purpose.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

WankStain

You have wank stains in ur bed or your jacket

Hey I spunked on my bed and now there is a stain so am I a wankstain

by Rileythespunker October 4, 2020

Wankstain

A fukin annoying cunt - mainly a male , a cheating lying hoe bag of a guy ! who hurts your bestfriends and is the reason she’s on your bedroom floor crying her eyes out , a peice of shit . a pig 🐷 . A womaniser, basically shit on anyones 👟 shoe “shout out to all the Eric’s out there “

“Eric just fucked another fat ass hoe n didn’t even give a Fuk bout me “

Fuk that cunt what a fucking wankstain !

by NelsonNZ October 27, 2021