wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 16, 2006

wake and bake

By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.

Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.

Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.

by E-krillzdustdrugsdopecheeseganjasmokecrankykrunk May 1, 2007

Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

Wake and Crank

Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.

I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.

by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011

wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003

wake and flake

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Wake and Cake

The act of waking up and immediately having sex.

Bro, this morning I had the best wake and cake session. She was amazing!

by minirampage March 16, 2014