Anthony Weiner

Any 45+ married creep who likes to strip naked and send pictures of his weener to teenage college girls.

Girl 1: Wow, who's picture is that? (pointing at her friend's email).
Girl 2: Some Anthony Weiner keeps sending me naked pictures of himself.
Girl 2: Gross!

by zombiegirl88 December 10, 2011

Warner Chilcott

To commit an act of unspeakable evil and uncalled for malice, just because you can. Said act is often committed just for the fun of it.

Anybody who pulls a Warner Chilcott is undoubtedly a Decepticon- the opposite of a Nerdfighter- and instead of being made of up bones and flesh and stuff, is made of suck and fail.

What do you mean the cost of my prescription is increasing by 1200%?! Don't you Warner Chilcott me!!

by Never FTBA January 25, 2011

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010

Weiner rot

The irritation of a man’s penis and or genital area due to being in the excess moisture for a long period of time. Not cleaning themselves after long exposure to moisture in this area.

He would surely get weiner rot after he urinated in his pants during a drunken stupor.

by Susanna M July 19, 2019

Mr.Wagner

Mr.Wagner is a perverted gym teacher that has gone to court for sexual harassment. Mr.Wagner somehow has not been fired from his job at a middle school. Rip to all female students.

Mr.Wagner is a pedophile.

by the official mr.wagner July 31, 2018

Weiner Kiss

The touching of the tip of the weiner to some surface of the skin on another being.

Gerard: "Dude look at that girl!"
Hercules: "Yea, that bod is so boss."
Gerard: "Man i wanna give her crotch a Weiner Kiss."
Hercules: "Agreed."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Waiter Fakeout

When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout

She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committing the ultimate waiter fakeout

by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015