wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain

the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.

by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005

Waffle Stomp

An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.

“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”

by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019

Wafflesopher

Some students of philosophy lack the ability to make clear and concise points in an argument. A person who does this is known as a wafflesopher. Much of a wafflesopher's language will consist of long, complicated words that they string together in quick succession in order to create the illusion of having something interesting to say. In many cases they can keep this process up for several hours without taking a single breath. Simple ways to spot a wafflesopher include making eye contact with them (if they avoid said eye contact then the chances are they are feeling guilty about trying to pass of utter crap as valid information) and checking to see if they are sweating profusely (this again is a sign that they are guilty about their attempts to dupe those listening). An important point to raise is that many wafflesophers have no idea that they are waffling. Due to their lack of self-awareness these are far harder to spot than their more wily counterparts. In order to oust this form of wafflesopher you must carefully analyze their language, searching it for signs of bullshit. Caution must be used with this method however as revealing to the perpetrator that what they are saying makes no sense can invoke wild outbursts of unrelated language that will slowly descend into nothing more than angry grunts. Knowing the signs is half the battle, knowing how to alert those around you of the impending boredom without the wafflesopher in question catching on is of equal importance.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, Person 3 is a quite obviously wafflesopher.

Person 2: Yeh I know. I'd better inform him of this fact before he embarrasses himself further...Hey Person 3 you're not saying anything of meaning, it is total bullshit.

Person 3: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

Person 1: Holy shit you've sent him into a linguistic shame spiral.

Person 3: WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG

by Captain Philosophy January 27, 2011

Wafflestomped

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.

Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!

by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006

Wafflestompish

of or pertaining to an action resembling wafflestomping. Have you ever seen the movie 'the perfect storm'? Have you ever been to the wafflehouse? It is similar to a combination of those two things.

You better chicky-check yourself before i get all wafflestompish on you.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 18, 2008

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

by Spencer April 8, 2005

Loughborough waffle stomp

The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.

I just Loughborough waffle stomped a Loughy third year in Nottingham.

by Willybong July 5, 2022