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waffle house

sketchy sketchy restuarant that is defined by it's sketchiness. has a certain culture about it: "great" coffee, hasbrowns scattered and smothered, and the classic waffle. frequently visited in the middle of the night by drunk and/or high college students.
"What is there to do at 2 am around here? Let's go to Waffle House!"
by The President April 4, 2005
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1. a 24-hour dive with underpaid waitresses, classically bad juke box music, bathrooms a la truckstop, and food that no respectable arteries woulc bear.
2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world
Waffle House coffee is crack in motor oil form.
by medaeval December 26, 2003
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A retarded internet trend made by a piece of shit named: Jonny RaZeR. These retarded, low life, fatherless, dumb-fucks often spam "The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host" in YouTube comment sections.
by literal asshole February 15, 2023
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waffle house

to be left in bed with covers that equal the size of a waffle house napkin.
Damn, last night Holly rolled all the covers up around her and left me with nothing almost, she waffle housed me.
by Russell Pridgen January 12, 2008
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The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!
by Zebrapower January 25, 2015
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Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
by WH262 February 27, 2018
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