The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.
Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"
by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011
Get the Riley's Wager mug.A person that works for a minimum wage job, or close to it, usually in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, McDonald's, Applebee's, Quiznos or a bank that takes their job too seriously and acts like they own the business. If the place was being robbed, they would fight the robber. They scrutinize every coupon coming in like they work for the FBI. They spend inordinate amounts of their own time and money taking care of the place, often coming in on their own time "to see how things are going." Many have the impression their efforts will eventually be rewarded with a better job with a living wage. That is true sometimes, but when it isn't, they have lots of trouble figuring that out. Most of their fellow employees hate them.
A great example of a minimum wage hero is Jennifer Aniston's co-worker, Brian, from Office Space, and his "flair."
A great example of a minimum wage hero is Jennifer Aniston's co-worker, Brian, from Office Space, and his "flair."
Michelle is a minimum wage hero because she virtually works 24/7 at Best Buy, likes to hang out at work on her days off, and even though her boss doesn't pull his weight, she does everything for him for $8 an hour. She thinks she will become a district manager someday, but she's been there for 5 years and hasn't even been considered to run a store!
by Jay Samson August 9, 2009
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by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016
Get the Walmart wages mug.Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020
Get the Rascal's Wager mug.Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
Get the Desperado's Wager mug.A reference to the lowest amount of money an employee can be paid, and the low amount of money paid to one working at McDonalds.
A combination of the word "McDonalds" and the words "minimum wage".
A combination of the word "McDonalds" and the words "minimum wage".
by ShaNayMay September 23, 2007
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by Home Wrecker Hank January 13, 2018
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