Wrench

Hockey slang for a penis

Man did you see Stamkos OT winner last night? Guys got a massive wrench!

by Stammers Hammer October 18, 2019

Wrench

A mechanic. Can be derogatory, but mostly a friendly term amongst other mechanics/auto industrialists.

Yea, she's a new guy. I think he's a wrench at Larry's Speed Shop.

I used to wrench for them a couple years ago.

by Bro_Liciouz January 28, 2022

wrench water

Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.

Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.

by thejocularbekowsky875 July 24, 2014

Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.

Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.

Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.

by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007

Wrench Wrecker

Someone who enjoys cutting off male genitalia.

That girl with teeth in her vagina from the movie Teeth is a Wrench Wrecker.

by AnalMonster666 March 14, 2015

Wrench Sex

Where Youtubers have phone sex with administrators with Wrench Logos in secret phone calls.

My friend has wrench sex with his fellow Wrench admins and loves to be called daddy.

by Huggie Pacino November 26, 2017