Woned

This word originated in the the online game, "Counter-Strike." This word, unlike "pwned" or "owned," supposedly is the most respected win in a game. For instance, in CS, if i killed their entire team, then i would have woned their team. (2)Wonish - can be used to describe somebody's lack of skill.

OMGOSH!!! DOOGIE! I so just woned your entire team!!!
Paul, you are so wonish.

by kevkev July 24, 2008

WOWed

wowed is when a world of warcraft nerd gets journtis desiease from almost super glueing there fingers to there £100 keyboards and there £70 best ever mouses which are actually a rip off from poundland. wowed ppl dont like light only artificial lamps and they dont ever leave there rooms only for food because the shiters in there room. they even pay for this experience what lame ppl.

wtf look at that dude he must play WOW cause hes wowed. hes got a keyboard and mouse stuck to his dick.

by kieran broad(homo) October 8, 2007

wowed up

a term used in baltimore that means ugly.

I saw girl and she was wowed up!

by Andre Young March 19, 2005

woned

The history of the word Woned Spans Thousands Of Years, to befre the age of Jesus of Nazareth. Judeans used to use this word to describe things with huge genetailia, or Inbred looking Faces.

Luke woned tht noob with connor, they no longer use words like pwnd or owned.

by Lenza December 15, 2008

wownd

its wow and ownd put together to make one word that pwns

person: i just got a triple kill all no scope head shots !
persons friend: WOWND!!!!!

by vkslink June 14, 2009

Sham-wowed

The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.

Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.

by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009

Wooned

Another word for "ownage , owned " . It's a new word for when you are pvping or you did something really uber hard .

And if you wanna be really hardcore player please you word "Lego penis " as well .

()()====|-|> - lego penis

You got WOONED . Beat my WOONINATION .
I'm WOONEDNESS . There is no place like WOONAGE LAND .


Your lego penis just grow for few more bricks , congratulations .

by legopenisgoesbrickmode March 8, 2009