Worse than Lobotomy

No the fuck it isn't Jordan.

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Worse-than-waterboarding

Worse-than-waterboarding is an adjective AND adverb. It is used to describe something torturous, shitty or downright malicious that somebody does to you, what you do to somebody, shit like math tests, etc.

Erik: What’s good, man? There’s no way there’s a test today, right, retard?
Mike: Yeah.
-(5 hours later)-
Erik: *Sitting at his desk* This fuckass test is Worse-than-waterboarding.
Mike: I’m winging it.
Erik: *Quietly* What a brainless fuck…

by Tier 3 flex offender February 28, 2026

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

Still... Could be worse

Phrase used by Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear when shit hits the fan.

John- "I crashed my car yesterday cause I was drunk, I'm going to jail."
Jim- "Well that sucks. But Still... could be worse."

by titomortal May 29, 2015

And then it got worse

Russias unofficial national motto

"After several years of war, the people were in the streets, demanding peace and bread. Then came Lenin. And then it got worse."

by anuncertainsomeone December 9, 2020

A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.

Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

no better friend, no worse enemy

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you don’t cross him.

I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.

by Scottyallen February 7, 2018