Woods Holian

What Falmouth, MA townies use to refer to people who live in Woods Hole, often said disparagingly, despite the fact that Woods Hole kicks ass, and is the only part of Falmouth that is simultaneously both classy AND unique. Case in point -- Ballymead's classy, right? Not unique, though! All the houses look exactly the same more or less, all white, with perfectly manicured lawns.
And the rest of Falmouth, classy? Fuck outta here man. More like trashy as fuck.

Woods Holians shit on townies. And that's a fact. Fuckin' gutter trash townies tryna talk shit; run yo pockets nigga. Yeen really got it like us yeen really swole like us.

Look, those sandals are sooo Woods Holian, I don't think they'll go over well with the Seacoast crowd.

by The Authority on WH August 16, 2009

Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.

*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."

by G Woods November 7, 2019

Woods Derangement Syndrome

When a guy grows up in the north and then founds a pro-Confederacy advocacy group then pretends that there's nothing racist about it.

Tom sure diagnoses people with Woods Derangement Syndrome a lot, but he's really just projecting his insecurities on himself.

by islands69 March 24, 2021

Woods'd

To be shown a picture of the author Stuart Woods. If you are Woods'd it would be announced by the "Woodser" or person delivering the Woods. Sort of like "tag" but with pictures of Stuart Woods. The best kind of Woodsing is when the "Woodsee" doesn't know that he's being Woods'd for a long period of time, yet it's right in front of his face or when someone woods' themselves; ie: opens a document that ends up being a picture of Woods, or opens a drawer with a picture of Woods in it. Similar to being Rick Roll'd.

You're at work early or late one day and replace a framed picture of a co-worker's family on their desk with a picture of Stuart Woods. They come in, and whenever they notice the picture you declare them "Woods'd"

Also known as Woodsing, Woodsied, and Woods'd'd'd'd'd's'd

by davehobgoblin June 3, 2011

Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.

Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!

by Orbert83 August 14, 2020

Woods of Ypres

A Canadian metal band centered around singer/guitarist David Gold from the early 2000s until his death in 2011. The bands style began as black metal, gradually shifting to a more doom/gothic sound.

I love Woods of Ypres’ music. Shame what happened to them.

by DimeTime2006 July 24, 2021

woods queer

(adjective) a milder form of insanity that results from living in a rural isolated environment, typically the woods or forest.

Paul developed an imaginary friend after spending the winter alone in his log cabin. Everyone in town said he'd gone woods queer.

by Zach Manke October 17, 2007