by Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmone December 20, 2015
An offensive term usually used by teenagers to describe how annoying or autistic someone is at the moment.
by riderghost123 February 14, 2019
by WordMan1965 March 10, 2014
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.
After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".
by Fasterisbetter February 01, 2008
A phrase commonly used by players of "escape from tarkov" when a update to the game is near.
When an update goes live, the game gets wiped, hence the phrase *gib wipe*
Some players just use the ASCII art:
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ to symbolise gib wipe
When an update goes live, the game gets wiped, hence the phrase *gib wipe*
Some players just use the ASCII art:
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ to symbolise gib wipe
by _N3m_ August 15, 2019
There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)
Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."
Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)
Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."
Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)
by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019