Wigger 101
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My new hooked on wiggers learning program. 14 easy steps to be a stupid ass wigger, listen closely.
1. Learn the native language ( dis, dat, fo sho, skreet, axe, playa, foo cracka, snap...ect.)
2. Get your latest edition of Dubs even though you're probably 4 years to young to drive.
3. Make a "Gang" and threaten to kill people with your "guns".
4. Say "nigga" so you'll fit in, and it's the most you can get away with.
5. Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold.
6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.
7. NEVER wear a hat the right way either: upside down/backwards, sideways/upside down, right side up/to the left, backwards/up your ass.
8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.
9. Wear your pants to your knees for easy access.
10. Buy any of the following clothing brands: Ekco, Phat Farm, South Pole, or Fubu.
11. Write a few raps. Ex.- Yo yo yo, I da noo santa ho ho ho, yall look at me da playa, sittin on ma sleigh-ya, ya betta not mess with ghetto santa, cause cracka I am da daddy macka...werd to ya mutha homie!
12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.
13. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head.
14. Drink the following beverages daily: Crunk juice. Pimp juice, Ice-T, and so on.
..........HAPPY WIGGER DAYS...........
-No offense to real black gangstas...offense only to white wankstas.
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My new hooked on wiggers learning program. 14 easy steps to be a stupid ass wigger, listen closely.
1. Learn the native language ( dis, dat, fo sho, skreet, axe, playa, foo cracka, snap...ect.)
2. Get your latest edition of Dubs even though you're probably 4 years to young to drive.
3. Make a "Gang" and threaten to kill people with your "guns".
4. Say "nigga" so you'll fit in, and it's the most you can get away with.
5. Wear a jersey half on half on, that way you won't be too hot or too cold.
6. Spend all of your drug money on "platinum" so it looks like you got into a fit with a roll of tin foil.
7. NEVER wear a hat the right way either: upside down/backwards, sideways/upside down, right side up/to the left, backwards/up your ass.
8. Get clothes 3 times too big just incase you need to make a parachute.
9. Wear your pants to your knees for easy access.
10. Buy any of the following clothing brands: Ekco, Phat Farm, South Pole, or Fubu.
11. Write a few raps. Ex.- Yo yo yo, I da noo santa ho ho ho, yall look at me da playa, sittin on ma sleigh-ya, ya betta not mess with ghetto santa, cause cracka I am da daddy macka...werd to ya mutha homie!
12. If someone has a "beef" do ever think of resolving it humanly, shoot them.
13. Walk with a limp, even if you don't have crap in your pants, it will be in your head.
14. Drink the following beverages daily: Crunk juice. Pimp juice, Ice-T, and so on.
..........HAPPY WIGGER DAYS...........
-No offense to real black gangstas...offense only to white wankstas.
by [[Mrcr]] December 18, 2004
Get the Wiggermug. by spren September 15, 2010
Get the wiggermug. by CK-Money February 23, 2007
Get the wiggermug. "Oh, damn it. There's the wigger crew again." - Person who sees the wigger posse
"Damn wiggers!" - His friend
"Damn wiggers!" - His friend
by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
Get the wiggersmug. A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles. Ryan James of Roanoke VA is the king of them.
by jakesmiley666 May 6, 2013
Get the Wiggermug. by Pope John Paul II October 25, 2003
Get the wiggerismmug. A piece of nasty, disgusting, wannabe black, stupid, ignorant, white trash who tries to act black because he thinks it makes him look cool; Low life.
by j00 November 18, 2003
Get the wiggermug.