wif

woman i’d fuck

anna’s a wif, she’s so hot

by pseudo eboy July 15, 2019

wif

two seggsy people that are married and have an entire photo album dedicated to eachother

“omg are you guys wifs bc you are both so hot”
“yes we are”

by caca ong asf March 14, 2021

Wif

Top 5, either a good top 5 or bad top 5. Depends on the tone of voice.

Bro that’s wif!
Bro your in my wif!
Yes lets go! That’s wif!

by Adamsteak September 21, 2020

WIF

Dogwifhat

A cute dog wif a hat

by JSMEMES December 19, 2023

jahn beet the wif

jahn beet yolko
yolko beet jahn
r/beatles has no humor

-u/crispybeatle

did you know that jahn beet the wif!??!1?!?!?!?1

by crispybeatle February 03, 2024

hfwf wif oerh

This means shut your mouth but in slang.

Bully 'hey there dweeb'
You 'hfwf wif oerh, Im not in the mood

by Ball licker 5675775 November 19, 2023

Wiffed on the waff

An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.

As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.

by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021