whoopi goldberg

exclaiming the famous actresses name while jizzing after being jacked off with chocolate syrup, preferably nestle chocolate syrup hardening shell brand.

R: did you hear about Adam the other day?
Example:
J: what about Adam?
R: he whoopi goldberged Becca right in front of an audience.
J: Oh yeah i was there.

Example:
Timothy was about to whoopi goldberg Gertrude but he didnt make it in time and the chocolate shell hardened.

by whoopiiiiii12 May 15, 2009

whoopi ruler

A nun dominatrix that loves to enslave helpless college girls with the slap of her elongated measuring device.

Laura loves to get punished by her whoopi ruler.

by John and Laura June 20, 2006

whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.

David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg

by Brain McFadden September 16, 2005

Whoopi Goldberg

Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.

Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'

Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'

by OldYag October 7, 2009

whoopi the hutt

The gurgling, chuckling, shuffling, shouting mound on the left hand side of the screen during “The View”

“BRUH! whoopi the hutt flopping on the screen!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOOPI YOU FUCKING HUTT!!!!

“Did you hear that ignorant-ass Whoopi the Hutt yesterday?!?!???”

by war-n November 20, 2021

whoopi stick

when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.

Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts

by coffeecup April 20, 2012

whoopi ceremony

A ceremony in which multiple nude women chant and moan during ritualistic intercourse, thus assisting a man reach climax inside his betrothed. The man may be put under a spell before the ceremony if this act is against his will.

Christian was put under a love spell and forced into a Whoopi ceremony.

by anonymous March 17, 2022