When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

When I was 76king with perfected x I...

Common phrase in the online MMORPG runescape to introduce a topic which has no solid foundations and is entirely make-believe. Frequently found in Clan discussion topics on fan site Zybez to discuss topics surrounding the clan Echo Of Silence

When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!

by Joshrogan December 24, 2010

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

When I See You Smile

Sometimes I wonder
How I'd ever make it through,
Through this world without having you
I just wouldn't have a clue
'Cause sometimes it seems
Like this world's closing in on me,
And there's no way of breaking free
And then I see you reach for me
Sometimes I want to give up
I want to give in, I want to quit the fight
And then I see you, baby
And everything's alright, everything's alright
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything

When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me
Baby there's nothing
In this world that could ever do
What a touch of your hand can do
It's like nothing that I ever knew
And when the rain is falling
I don't feel it, 'cause you're here with me now
And one look at you baby
Is all I'll ever need, you're all I'll ever need
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me
Sometimes I want to give up
I want to give in, I want to quit the fight
And then I see you baby
And everything's alright, everything's alright
So right
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me
When I see you smile
I can face the world,
Oh oh, you know I can do anything
When I see you smile
I see a ray of light,
Oh oh, I see it shining right through the rain
When I see you smile
Oh yeah, baby when I see you smile at me

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

when i will make a definition of good charlotte without it getting deleted before it even comes on

It better be within a week.

The losers who keep destroying my definitions better stop now.

by dref said right June 7, 2004

When I’m With You

I never needed love
Like I need you
And I never lived for nobody
But I live for you
Ooh babe
Lost in love is what I feel
When I'm with you
Maybe it's the way you touch me
With the warmth of the sun
Maybe it's the way you smile
I come all undone
Ooh babe
Lost in love is what I feel
When I'm with you
Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh
Oh baby my world stands still when I'm with you
When I'm with you
I never cared for nobody
Like I care for you
And I never wanted to share the things
I want to share to with you
Ooh babe
Lost in love is what I feel

When I’m With You
Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh
O baby my world stands still when I'm with you oh oh
Baby ooh I get chills when I'm with you oh
O baby my world stands still when I'm with you
When I'm with you
When I'm with you

by Death Menace March 20, 2023

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023