thirty watt bulb

Someone kind of dull, dim, unimpressive, slightly south of mediocre

You know, Joe is kind of a thirty watt bulb, barely got into community college, flunked out after 1 semester as a part time student, now barely keeps his job at the 7 Eleven.

Girl: Uh..... I'm way out of your league. Me: Yale grad, doctor. You: thirty watt bulb.

by zadok the beast April 10, 2009

Callum Watt

Spazzybastard
Vapelord
Sunglecs
dk what else 😂

Callum Watt takes it up the arse from Logan

by Tiegan:) April 11, 2019

forty watt

an individual with sub-par intelligence. the term is derived from the reference to a light bulb that is not-so-bright, or dim.

I work with a bunch of forty watts.

That forty watt just invested all of his money in sporks.

by nate.shady December 1, 2004

30 watt

a stupid person. Specifically someone with no talent.

Kid 1: geez this homework is hard.
Kid 2: let me take a look... fuckin' 30 watt, this shit's simple!
Kid 1: Your mom!

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

Bradley Watt

professional monkey bummer

Dave is so much of a Bradley Watt it’s kind of impressive

by Jofo10 May 12, 2021

James Watt lollege

An alternative to "lol".

Sinbad: Hey Vance, that kid just did seven roly polies.

Vance: James Watt lollege.

by mano'style March 23, 2009

Ter-watt

A twat.
1: a man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
2: obscene terms for female genitals.

Expands Twat out to two syllables for emphasis - when you really want to stress the likeness to a stupid incompetent fool or female genitals (you Ter-watt) also handy on email when the profanity police come a knocking.

by WaltDisnae November 28, 2006