wanker
that guy is a wanker
wanker
Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers.
Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.
Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.
"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday."
"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"
"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."
"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"
"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."
wanker by meconium_sandwich January 13, 2008
Wanker
A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.
Wanker by DGtheGuy (Metaphors&Sarcasm) April 19, 2017
Wanker
Someone who tries to jerk you off under the table unbeknownst to you. (Thus to criticize the analysis given by the definition of anonymous on May 31 2004, the original sense might not have referred to self pleasuring, or a useless self-pleasuring fool at all, but rather makes reference to giving a less than pleasurable wank on someone else's knob. This is lost on most average wankers on the street today, who hear the overused term at too young an age, and then never can get past the giggle factor of picturing someone diddling on their own willy once they learn that simplistic meaning, never thereafter able to fathom the sordid depth of someone edging someone else who is captive against their will. ) A cheat of sorts. An unscrupulous or uncaring person. Slimy power player. "Prick" as opposed to a "Dick."
Bob told me how lucky I was to be dating Karen; then the wanker tried to make out with her at my party!
That wanker Stew has me on edge!
That wanker Stew has me on edge!
Wanker by Johnny Steed December 10, 2019
Wanker
Wanker by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021