A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.
by Bernmeister September 29, 2010
by Pommydave October 04, 2003
A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.
In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).
Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.
In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).
Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"
by martin November 10, 2003
The U.K. equivalent of the U.S. noun "jerk", in that they both originated in calling someone a masturbator but have long since evolved into a general way of describing one as an unintelligent, nasty fool. "Wanker" most often means dolt or moron whereas "jerk" more often implies malevolence.
by jawbone April 22, 2010
1) a bloke who whacks off alot.
2) a term of endearment...an insult that's actually a kind of compliment
3) a total insult
2) a term of endearment...an insult that's actually a kind of compliment
3) a total insult
1) ryan's been in the shower for hours! he must be wanking for britain! i always knew he was a complete wanker
2) ryan ya wanker, get your arse down to the pub and i'll buy you a pint
3) tony blair is a fucking wanker.
2) ryan ya wanker, get your arse down to the pub and i'll buy you a pint
3) tony blair is a fucking wanker.
by #1 brit extraordinaire. April 23, 2003
by j5_teh_evil November 16, 2002
by Glenanne August 24, 2007