Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

by IslamicTord November 6, 2022

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wakey nakey

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently

2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn

dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.

by Kekky December 13, 2004

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Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

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Wakey

A stupid star shaped semi human hamster thats a nerd. He also is horny 24/7 365.

TJ : Hey Wakey how are you?

Wakey : I'm horny plz help
TJ : Wtf stop watching hentai

by Qinghaosu May 16, 2022

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Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023

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