sky waitress

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014

charlie's waitress syndrome

Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).

Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.

by MZ123 June 18, 2016

Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008

Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018

Dirty Waitress

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.

I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!

by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010