i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C

I wanna suck your dick until you cum

Girl: I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C
Boy: yes please baby 😏

by Kaykay4274q0 August 28, 2022

Live by the W's

Weed and Women

Shwayze -
"Got a new ride
So fuck the speed limit
I live by the W's
Weed and women"

by Cracks September 28, 2008

I.W.S.H.D

i would suck his dick

when your bestfriend sends you a picture of a hot boy and saying omg doesnt describe the boys goodlooks enough and you need to express your outward love towards his hotness.

bestfriend: look at this sexy beast

you: oh my god hes fucking sexy , I.W.S.H.D <3

bestfriend: yes!! same !<33 xi

by yourejelm8 June 27, 2011

Y.O.W.S.

Your Own World Syndrome - A common disorder that affects many humans in many different places and at many different times. This disorder causes said humans to think that they are the only person in the world at that place and time or that they are invisible to all those around them and thus free from any and all observations, judgments and or consequences of their behavior. Most frequently, when this disorder flares up, it causes people to do things they normally wouldn’t do if they realized they weren’t, actually, in, “Their own private little world.” The witnessing of this syndromes manifestations generally causes feelings of awkwardness and or embarrassment for all the parties involved.

In the car to the right you see a cute, mid 20's, little white girl getting down to Juvenile’s “Back That Thang Up.” Her eyes are closed, her arms are waving around in the air like she is working for tips at the local strip joint and her car is rocking back and forth because you know she must be shaking her little booty to the beat as well. You have no choice but to start laughing. You almost can’t look away as you watch this girl just get crunk like nobody is around. You realize that this is a manifestation of the Y.O.W.S. you have heard so much about. You find yourself laughing and saying out loud, “Wow, get down with your bad self girl!” And you even think she’s a cutie. As you’re watching her and enjoying the benefits of the Y.O.W.S., something goes terribly wrong, she looks over at you.. Awkward. Hopefully you catch her eye and both smile but sadly, more often then not, your joy and amusement becomes her awkwardness and you can’t help but feel a little regret and awkward for having interrupted her world.

by Weazul February 5, 2009

A.B.W.S.

Angry Black Woman Syndrome; a tendency among black women throughout the world, particularly African-Americans, to lose teeth, hair and common sense. Symptoms inclue poor volume control, finger wagging, spittins, using fouls language, refusing to cook for others, and an addiction to wearing velure track/sweat pants.

Man: That black woman is so loud and angry. She told me to excuse myself.

Woman: Yea, she has A.B.W.S.

by GregariousJew July 25, 2009