Vuvuzela

A trumpet used in football matches.

Often mistaken with the sound of Chewbacca taking a shit.

Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.

by RandomNinja June 16, 2010

vuvuzela'd

Being drowned out by incessant protests while trying to say something - inspired by the South African horn being heard the Football World Cup.

The politician tried pacifying the raging mob but was vuvuzela'd by their hoots and jeers.

by Mohit Hira June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela

Cancer.

Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.

Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?

Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?

by Actualfootballfan June 16, 2018

Vuvuzela

Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.

Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?

Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".

by DragonTamer2345 June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

by Sitbear February 10, 2021

Vuvuzela

Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.

"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."

OR

A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"

by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010

rusty vuvuzela

like the rusty trombone only difference is its performed during the world cup

after spain's world cup win i was saddened wit the fact i gotta wait 4 more years til my next rusty vuvuzela

by sj_007 July 13, 2010