Vulman

The point in the night when you know you shouldn't drink anymore but decide to anyway.. Often happens when your friends buy a round of shots and everyone says "To Vulman!"

Gosh darn I'm drunk. Two more shots and my vulman's going to break.

When it comes to the time of night you start dancing on the bar and then fall off.... Cheers to Vulman!

by Johny Maloney March 6, 2014

grumble volcano

When one person has diarrhea on another person's face who then vomits upward like a volcano spewing lava.

I just had Mexican; can't wait to go home and grumble volcano my girlfriend.

by ghostkilla696969 August 21, 2013

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007

Mexican Volcano

When a man blows his load into his girlfriend/boyfriends asshole. Then his partner gets on their hands and knees with their ass in the air, and clenches their asshole, causing a burst or "volcano" of jizz to come shooting out.

Friend: Dude, I heard you and your bae did a Mexican Volcano last night.

Dude: Yeah bro. It left a pretty big mess!

by TheAcornnMan July 28, 2014

Lazy Volcano

The act of masturbating while lying flat on your back, and being too lazy to get up to jizz or even use a sock to sop it up. You knowingly jizz all over yourself and go back to sleep.

"I was so hungover from operation blackout last night I just lazy volcanoed and passed right back out."

by RapeFactory420 July 10, 2009

volcano nipples

Angry red sticky-outy nipples, much like a volcano.

I am not showering with Vlad again, dude has volcano nipples.

by Dee Buttersnapps January 10, 2011

Volcano Box

A woman's vagina or other orifice that is infected with a STD or venereal disease. Including but not limited to; Herpes & gonorrhea.

Stay away from Marie, she has a volcano box.

I need to get tested, that girl might have had a volcano box.

by Webster Miami August 13, 2009