vlad

nail polish remover in beverage form

i don't know how you take shots of vlad.. that stuff makes me puke!

by gliding_princess May 4, 2010

vlad

Slang termonalogy for a womans Vagina.

Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11

man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.

by Alex and Dean April 10, 2009

Vlad

BLOWAGE. FAKAGE. The retarded one; the epic fuck up; society's reject; Fran's failed lover; tranny whore

whore Vlad
cunt
tranny
sexalot
orgasm
sex
intercourse

by BLOWAGE8125 February 5, 2009

Vlad

A man with an unbelievably small penis, its so small if he stuck it in another mans Japs eye both the men involved wouldn't feel it

Brittney:"OMG Adams cock is so small, you would think his name was vlad"

by pee pee poo poo123456789 November 15, 2019

Vlad

Taken from Vlad Guerrero and made short to Vlad. It’s another type of STD (sexually transmitted disease).

That transient gypsy hooker from LA gave me the vlad yo. What do I do now??

by DoMxM April 14, 2009

Vlad

A very small person usually has a tiny cock, also gets dirty sanchezed by Joey world tour.

Vlad is big gay

by Jacob Jimenez October 24, 2018

Vlad

Stupid and horrible also know to always be in class 603 and likes soccer
He has a small penis and know to like Zoey

Ugh not Vlad

by pee pee 3 December 14, 2018