virus

1. A program created by an individual who deserves to get beaten over and over again. They are the Geek version of Gangsters, who also deserve to get beat.

2. A very common term used with people who use Microsoft Windows.

3. The human race.
I found the motherfucker to put the virus in my computer, and believe me, he won't do that mistake again.
by fuckitall220 June 19, 2006
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The Virus

The infamous virus that wasn't taken seriously by an inept administration and was allowed to spread uncontrollably causing stupid idiots to buy all the toilet paper in the USA and price gouge cleaning products.

Known by its common name The Coronavirus
The idiots during spring break wanted to play with the virus, so the decided to party up on the beaches
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virus

In computing:
A program designed to multiplicate and spread itself over networks.

Most are designed to destroy the systems they encounter, after they used it to 'breed'.
(eg. using contacts, emails, ... found on a system)

The damage; mostly just wordsoftware/word which needs to be re-installed.
The sollution: a wordvirusscanner/word
"I opened an email titled 'I love you', and screwed up my puter."
"LMAO, desperate eh?"
by BelgainDSoul August 12, 2003
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One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".
"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"
by Nodog438 February 21, 2014
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Something stupid people get when they use Outlook or Internet Explorer
Hey Look Outlook is installing another "attachment"
by CptnObvious999 April 29, 2005
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virus

the excuse you give your mom when she catches you jerking off while watching shrek porn.
my pants started slipping off when i got this virus on my computer.
by one big crispy sock February 21, 2018
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virus

a medical euphemism meaning "we don't know what the fuck you have" and/or "we're too lazy to find out"
Patient: "I've been running a 104-degree fever for six days. I'm throwing up, coughing up green gunk, and I can't take it anymore. Give me some meds!"

Doctor: "Hmmm... it sounds like a virus. Go home, take some Nyquil and Pepto and come back and see us next week if you're still having symptoms. Don't forget to pay your copay on the way out."
by dufininwurdz May 06, 2014
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