Virtual relationship

A relationship where people are not physically present but communicate exclusively using online, texting, or other electronic communication devise.

They have a virtual relationship because they don’t speak to each other in real life. They text each other during school and chat in the evenings online, but when they see each other at band practice they don't say a word to each other.

by Paula E November 22, 2011

virtual food

Imaginary food that, were it real, would be sent virtually from one friend to another, ie. via email.

JohnSTAR says:
God, I'm hungry.

(L) Sally says:
I has ice cream :3

JohnSTAR says:
:( sendplz?

(L) Sally says:
*sends*

JohnSTAR says:
Yay, virtual food!

by Alex7 November 29, 2007

virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.

1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.

by Sailor613 September 19, 2009

Virtual Boyfriend

An Internet-Boyfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.

by RachBU January 24, 2008

virtual family kingdom

Virtual Family Kingdom is a magical place where ignorance is bliss. It was a clever ploy to take advantage of noobs and creep out anyone who knows a thing or two about MMOs and laws pertaining to them. Unfortunately for the game's creators, people are on to their scheme.

I would play Virtual Family Kingdom, but I don't enjoy games that smell.

by Jhandley111 December 27, 2008

virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.

"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"

by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016

victuals

The CORRECT spelling of the word, which is often misspelled as the way it sounds (vittles). Grab a dictionary or go to like merriam webster online if you don't believe me.

Noun
1. any kind of edible food
plural-victuals: rations, snacks, provisions, etc.

John: Hey dude wanna go get some vittles?
Joe: Uhm actually thats spelled victuals, and sure.
John: How can you tell . . . we're talking . . .

by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007