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Violent Techno Thursday

A holiday celebrated on every Thursday. This is a day where violence is tolerated more than normally and you and/or a group of friends create some phat techno beats. Neon Lollipop Jukebox is the original techno band that started this beloved holiday. It's origin derives from someone saying, "It's finally Thursday!" and it was misinterpreted as, "It's Violent Thursday!". The techno part comes in only because we were creating techno that very day.
"Ha! I just pushed you in celebration of Violent Techno Thursday!"
by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005
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Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
by Sircheesus June 3, 2021
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Happy Violent Crimes Day

Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.
Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.
by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009
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violently masturbating

Niall Horan from One Direction was caught violently masturbating in Tokyo.
"Of all the boy band members I can't believe Niall was the one caught violently masturbating."
by 1directionfellow January 23, 2013
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Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.
Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.
by dreguan May 15, 2013
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Virmentisfemina

The ability to know what guys are thinking about regarding girls

VIR : latin for man
MENTIS : latin for mind
FEMINA: latin for woman
Tara : He fancies you

Elle : How do you know ?
Tara : I just do

Elle : you're such a virmentisfemina!
by ElleNino September 22, 2010
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violent love

An expression used to express loving someone too much. When you violent love someone, it's as if you can hug him or her for so long that they turn purple and die. Usually due to being cute.
John: I violent love my cat so much! Her funeral is tomorrow.
by Holmesy December 27, 2008
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